I ARE VERY SILLY.

MY HAIR IS FLUFFY.

I LIVE IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER A SINK.

ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AND TREMBLE!


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If you swallow some cum, and a watermelon seed, you'll give birth to twins!

Only, one will have a watermelon for a head, and will only ever be able to find work in goofy horror games like Silent Hill XIV: Return of Watermelon Head ( Read more... )